“Suspect Complains of Anxiety While Drinking Coffee” Crew Sweatshirt – Caffeine Chaos in Comfort ☕✨

For the coffee lovers who can’t stop, won’t stop (even when they should), the “Suspect Complains of Anxiety While Drinking Coffee” Crew Sweatshirt says it all. Made with a soft blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, this cozy sweatshirt brings humor and comfort together for those caffeine-fueled, slightly anxious days. Wear it while sipping your favorite brew—ironic or not—because life’s too short for decaf.

🎁 Key Features:

• Soft and durable 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester blend.
• Classic crew neck design with a relaxed, unisex fit.
• Hilarious “Suspect Complains of Anxiety While Drinking Coffee” graphic for the ultimate relatable look.

Pair it with leggings or jeans for an easygoing, caffeinated vibe. Perfect for coffee dates, lazy Sundays, or the chaotic energy of everyday life.

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